{"id":53,"date":"2016-11-24T11:44:30","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T10:44:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/svestojesam.com\/?p=53"},"modified":"2017-02-12T16:41:49","modified_gmt":"2017-02-12T15:41:49","slug":"sveti-petar-zove-baba-javi-se","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/svestojesam.com\/en\/blog\/sve-je-to-zivot\/sveti-petar-zove-baba-javi-se\/","title":{"rendered":"Sveti Petar, zove! Baba, javi se!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Zvrrrrrr…<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

“Haloooo?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Halo, dobar dan. Da li je to Nedina baba? Baka Bica?”<\/em><\/p>\n

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“Ja sam.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Dobar dan, baka Bico. Vama je danas 74. ro\u0111endan? Jel tako?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Daaaa?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Pa sre\u0107an Vam ro\u0111endan. Znate li ko je ovde?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Neeee?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Ovde Sveti Petar. Haloo? Jel me \u010dujete gospo\u0111o, Sveti Petar ovde.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Dobro. Slu\u0161am. Recite?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Dobio sam dojavu iz prve ruke. Ovde se pri\u010da da bi Vi da umrete. Da li je to ta\u010dno?”<\/em><\/p>\n

” Aaaahhhhh. Vala, da ti pravo ka\u017eem, BIH. Ne mogu vi\u0161e, umorna sam od svega.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Gospo\u0111o, odmah da Vas razo\u010daram. Ne, ne ide to tako. Umorni ste, to stoji, ali telo Vam je umorno. Imate reumu, bole Vas ruke, noge, ma sve Vas boli… Znam, i ja sam nekada imao reumu. Probudi\u0161 se sa bolom, legne\u0161 udrogiran lekovima protiv tih bolova. Sve znam. Ali gospo\u0111a Bico, du\u0161a Vam je jo\u0161 neumorna. Kao \u010digra ste u du\u0161i. “Vitlate” po celi dan oko ku\u0107e, sa \u0161erpama i loncima, ure\u0111ujete ba\u0161tu. O, da, ru\u017ee Vam divno izgledaju, da ne zaboravim da Vam ka\u017eem. I… Da skratim. Niste jo\u0161 nau\u010dili sve lekcije.”\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

“Mislite?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Ne mislim, ZNAM. Ne mogu jo\u0161 da Vas pozovem. Vi ste zaboravili, ali ja nisam. Va\u0161a du\u0161a je sa mnom imala dogovor pre nego \u0161to ste do\u0161li u to telo, \u0161ta sve treba da nau\u010di. Kad savladate sve lekcije pozva\u0107u Vas, tamo za par godina. Ima vremena… A danas sam Vas zvao, samo da Vam \u010destitam ro\u0111endan.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Halo, baba?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Neno?!!! (tako mi tepa) Jebivetru, znala sam da ti stoji\u0161 iza ovoga!”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Gde si baba, Bog te mazo! Daj mesi tu Moskvu za ro\u0111endan. Jel si \u010dula \u0161ta ti ka\u017ee “Sveti Petar”?\u00a0Nema smrti bez su\u0111enog dana!”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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